What? You don’t like blueberries? What about snozzleberries? They taste like snozzleberries!

Done with this magazine. Now it’s time for porn!

….the fuck? Lollipop chainsaw? Is this about cheerleaders fighting zombies?

Tomb Raider, Laura Croft gets raped?

I’m so hungry, but I’m really lazy. I’m looking right at the kitchen. But I don’t wanna get up.

Yeah, you should go, everyone’s gonna love you! The kids will follow you EVERYWHERE!

Would you go to Germany and talk to everyone in Spanish?

Let’s play pot farmer.